turlet

A toilet located in the Canadian town of Grand Bay-Westfield, New Brunswick. Or, a toilet located in Saint John with a Grand Bay-Westfielder on it.

"Matt drank too much and made waves in the turlet at work."

"Michelle put a crack in the turlet."

by Ttam Ecallaw May 18, 2008

tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011

Tiblet

My cat's name is Tibbs, he's neutered and can't bear childeren. But if he could, his babies would be called "Tiblets".

The tiblets dispersed around the kitchen playfully tackling each other.

by Sute April 25, 2005

Tablet

Synonym for ecstasy.

Me and my home boys are gonna go clubbing tonight and take some tablets

by McTabs December 11, 2010

tubler

a fat bastard who makes the mistake of appearing in public.

holy shit look at that tubler she's a FAT CUNT

by raj November 21, 2004

Tabletops

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!

by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014