Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

by Psas May 7, 2009

trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman July 3, 2007

trademark

1. n. Graffiti, tag, signature

2. (a) n. A black eye - in the sense that an impression (or 'signature') is left on the recipient.

2. (b) v. To give a black eye.

"Just me and you motherfucker. Just me and you. I'll put trademarks around your fucking eyes."

by faux real August 3, 2008

toady

One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."

by Yahtzee101 January 11, 2014

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010

toadman

A roadman with the appearance of a toad

Look at that toadman bruv he is uglier than my nan

by dan_hubbard October 9, 2015