tripoded

To have 3 men in different orifices.
Montana is going to get tripoded tonight by those 3 guys she is with.

3 guys, 1 girl
by TessaK June 14, 2018
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Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick
“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”
by peachpussy June 6, 2019
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Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022
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tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"
by Jonny Le February 9, 2023
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Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”
by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023
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Tripoding

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)
by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
mugGet the horse cock torres(tripod)mug.

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