trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.

no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.

by Turth2Power September 8, 2021

Trailer Snob

Someone who believes they are above their current social as well as their current economic conditions. They may or may not reside in a mobile home and are just as likely to be found sleeping on their friends couch. They choose to spend their hard earned money on things like cars, race cars, vacations, clothes, and salon visits instead of improving their own standard of living. They like to "put on a show" when it comes to celebrations such as bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baptisms, birthday parties, and family reunions even when it may be their second or third such event. They take out loans and mismanage their money to finance such endeavors. They are the first to hand out advice regarding any money or relationship matter whether it is solicited or not and often are not in such a position that their advice would be welcome. They tend to have their "head in the sand" when it comes to their own relationship and money matters. They rarely can see their own circumstances clearly but are quick to offer their "two cents" on the circumstances of others. They seldom are happy for milestones reached by friends or family and instead try to outshine or rain on the parade of others. They seldom take any responsibility for their role in any conflict and instead try to defend their actions by placing blame on others. They like to be seen as the victim in every potentially negative situation and are quick to rally for support. They are constantly looking for approval from others and to be seen as "OK". They tend to be gossipers and have no boundaries as to who they are gossiping about. They often fish to see what they can gossip about next by saying they "can't believe" or "it might not be my place to say, but..." They tend to have alot of aquaintences but few true friends. Many times they are merely put up with due to the friendships and relationships of their spouse(s) and family members.

Kay always looks so put together, too bad she's really only a "Trailer Snob".

by BuffaloBaby May 30, 2009

Trailer Face

The facial structure that a certain lower socioeconomic group of people tend to genetically pass throughout their pack.

Traits include: Prominent pointed chin or vanishing chin, high cheek bones, thin lips and wide-set eyes

Reference: Gretchen Wilson and most Mountain folk

Example of Proper Usage: That's really unfortunate. She's sweet but has such trailer face, bless her heart.

by Sort_of_a_big_deal March 18, 2011

Snatch Trapped

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong March 2, 2011

Russian Trapeze

When one person ejaculates in the nostril of another, with enough force, to cause it to come out of their mouth.

I pulled out, shoved my tip up her nose and blew my load! Sperm shot up her nose and out her mouth so fast, it was like a Russian Trapeze.

by zuhaelter_82 October 22, 2011

Trapeeze Artist

Noun. A woman that holds onto a man until another comes along. She continuously repeats this cycle. A slut.

Stay away from that girl. You could get her but it won't be long before someone else is pounding that ass. She's a trapeeze artist.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011