Topeka

A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots.

Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.

Topeka, pronounced tuh-peek-uh is the capitol of Kansas. It comes from the word topeka which is pronounced toe-peek-ah.

by Yomama Chewbaca January 31, 2005

Toren

Toren is a funny person who could always make you smile. He's also a big flirt. Sometimes he's awakward. But always a good friend.

Person 1: Toren is so sweet to me!
Person 2: Same here.
Person 3: He's obviously a Toren.

by hgfdtfhtsfykvbkydtsea October 1, 2015

love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Topeka Poor

Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.

He’s not just poor he’s Topeka poor

by Quality Adjuster November 19, 2021

Dan Torelli

Dan Torelli is the drummer for Chicago based rock band Madina Lake, along with bandmates Matthew Leone, Mateo Camargo and Nathan Leone. He was born on August the 7th. Dan began drumming at the age of 12. He also apparently learnt piano aged 6. He is a vegetarian. Along with Nathan, Dan is one of THE nicest men I've ever had the pleasure to meet.

Fan1: Hey, Look! It's Dan Torelli!
Fan2: Dan, please may you sign our poster. The thing is we have no pen, could you use out eyeliner?
Dan: How efficient of you! *signs poster and scribbles over his eyes.*

Yeah, that really happened to me. :D

by chasingdragonflies. May 24, 2009