dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods

Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"

by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

Tyrion

Verb
to outsmart anyone with wit and words

She is a smartass, she can easily tyrion herself out of going for the office party

by Womanlychild October 1, 2016

Toronto Girls

Characterized by Canada Goose jackets, lulu leggings, uggs, and a messy buns. They all look the exact same.

They are such toronto girls in their lulu lemons, uggs, and canada goose.

by ghjkjhgfdrtyfguhjko February 21, 2011

Torianna

Torianna is a beautiful young lady, who doesn’t care what people say.

Torianna is one beautiful lady, I wish I wasn’t mean to her.

by Shhhhssshhh January 27, 2018

The University of Toronto Schools

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

UTS is supreme.

by Mr. Pencil February 25, 2004