tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

Topher

Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.

"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"

by Short shit August 22, 2012

Topeka, KS

The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.

Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.

4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.

5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.

6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.

Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.

by Ratatatata January 9, 2020

Tree Topper

The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.

Go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.

by rb8841 November 29, 2012

Cake Topper

When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.

Eww, check out that cake topper, on that chick! Someone get her a bigger shirt stat.

by Apex Factor January 30, 2015

topkek

A Turkish brand of small packaged muffins, it became widely popular on 4chan's /s4s/ board for its similarity to Toplel. Many worship it as a God and will stop at no lengths to get one.

Anon 1: Check your privileges
Anon 2: Topkek

by Scottsune Pizzu September 22, 2013

Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

by Bommar May 20, 2009