fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

Tope-Elope Weekend

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

by J9B July 11, 2011

Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005