Touched by an angel

verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.

Girl, that boy looks funny and says dumb shit. I think they were touched by an angel

by Samantha Porter May 30, 2017

toochee

Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.

Sweety you just kicked me in my toochee!

by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014

Touché Bitch

When you fuck your girlfriends best friend but then she turns around and fucks your best friend

Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!

by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018

Trouche

Expression used for acknowledging a truthful remark.

Person 1: When Spears (from Band of Brothers) went right through a German garrison to 'I' company and back, that was pretty much the definition of ownage.

Person 2: Trouche.

by Pecan November 15, 2007

touche

1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped

Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.

by Phylicia May 8, 2007

Touchebag

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008