Tootie

A Woman's Vagina.
Also, see Tootie Blasting.

At a strip club you are bound to see a little tootie....In fact you are bound to see a BIG tootie too...

by TMaC March 21, 2004

bottom-toothed smile

When one smiles by bearing only the bottom row of incisors. It may take some practice, however there is nothing more heart-warming than seeing one smile with his or her bottom teeth. Please note, these teeth should gently pull down the upper lip, raised on either side as per any smile.

Look at that bottom-toothed smile. It's so endearing .. and makes for the perfect photo on greeting cards!

by More mangoes, please! December 15, 2011

nooty tooties

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.

Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"

by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005

Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.

1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.

by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.

Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.

by kolman December 17, 2009

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005