token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

2 toke queen

Someone who takes 2 tokes and are high

Such a 2 toke queen hes only had 2 puffs and hes out of it

by Moderately Dead Inside October 14, 2019

spit took

After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.

Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me."
Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took"

Dan: "how was last night with Jake"
Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"

by Ridlhasmanboobs69 April 13, 2021

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

Tooele

Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh

Tooele? How do you pronounce that?

by Mori-tora April 6, 2009

took the dub

To win

We fucking won bro, we totally took the dub

by One Gay boi January 3, 2018

Took My Jingle

When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten

Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010