Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020

toddlized

When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.

"Sorry officer. I didn't realize I was asleep at the wheel for that long. I swear that Im not drunk or high, I have been toddlized."

by Toddlized September 19, 2015

Toodley

Enriching the students with a love of learning, Sharing gifts and talents with students

The soccer team felt a sense of Toodley because of their coach's passion for the team!

by learningdude January 1, 2022

Tiddley At the Milk Bar

To be drunk

Jimmy: I’m drunk
Peter: you’re not drunk: tha is Tiddley at the Milk Bar
Jimmy: tha’s right - I’m so tiddley that I could eat a donner kebab, and I’m vegetarian pal!

by FROM LEEDS April 25, 2023

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008

toddlercon

Toddlercon is like lolicon but even younger, toddlers consist of the age 12-36 months old, toddlers are depicted as something erotic and fap worthy.

Oh my god, im tired of looking at lolis all day, i need younger people to masturbate to......WHATS THIS, TODDLERCON?!?!

by Coolman1234590 August 22, 2018