Toadin

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches

Ong im toadin in Louisville

by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020

shoulder of toast

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

by BolDol October 30, 2017

Disguised Toast

A Twitch streamer known for being good at Hearthstone and Teamfight Tactics. Part of OfflineTV, an Asian streamer house.

Damn, isn't Disguised Toast thicc?

by OhTheTruthHurts August 31, 2019

Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.

mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!

by bubbles April 7, 2005

Holiday Toast

Toast that is allowed to go cold and then butter applied, then eaten.

Dude 1 - "Hey dude, you tried that 'Holiday Toast'? its tasty!"
Dude 2 - "No! Fuck you!"

by Miniman-45 July 24, 2009

Toad-Pullin

The best thing ever. Nothing or nobody comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they'd probably die instantly. Brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. May cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.

I've just bougt the best thing ever!
-Is it Toad-Pullin?
No...
-Shut up then.

by hamishmcdoogle July 26, 2010

Toastarianism

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.

The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.

by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019