A male that is a vegetarian.
Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.
by KieferC October 17, 2012
Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that
by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT September 03, 2008
v. to drive really, really fast.
The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.
The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.
by George McBob May 06, 2009
fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.
by SPK February 04, 2006
v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.
by RaZ August 07, 2003
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010
A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
by Cats Wheel May 13, 2013