Almond tofu

The only food xiao likes

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

Tofu Bacon

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

spill the tofu

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.

We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.

by George McBob May 6, 2009

tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.

I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.

by SPK February 4, 2006

tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.

Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.

by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013