Titties

Things that dykey lesbos like

Allie: Woah! Titties!!
Aspen: Can I touch yours?

by Zenithdykeylesbo May 23, 2024

Titties Day

The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.

Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"

by Token Ese May 14, 2013

titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020

titties is out

a topless car

Don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".

I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer

by sford April 9, 2006

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009

Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"

Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!

by JFost December 14, 2010