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Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)
Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*
by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016
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tatted

To be tattoed
2pac got "THUG LIFE" tatted on his chest
by AC December 7, 2003
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Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010
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tatted up

adj. covered in tattoos
n. a song by Da Alliance thats actually called "Tattoo" but nobody will correct tatted up unless that persons a dick
adj.
1: That bitch's lower back tat looks like a bullseye.
2: Shes got em all down her arms too. She tatted up.
n.
"Tatted Up" is straight dope shit nigga
by Nykwil September 24, 2007
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Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.
Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"
by Robodonkey October 17, 2011
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Differently Tinted

"Hey, don't call him a nigger! He's just differently tinted!"
by Addy M September 14, 2006
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Tatted out

Woah! did you see that guy he was covered in tattoos, he's tatted out.
by Monkey2468 September 28, 2009
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