tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.

by Balf October 12, 2013

Tinkerbeard

Someone who fails to grow a beard and subsequently cannot express their manliness. Usually associated with multiple failings at growing a beard and singing songs by Tinkerbell with lyrics humorously changed to beard related jokes.

Dave become known as Tinkerbeard after his seventh aborted attempt at becoming a man.

by Aa11111 February 20, 2015

tindersnatch

When a bro shows you a hot Tinder match and you creep on her Instagram in attempt to "Snatch" the match.

Bro 1-"Dude. Bro. You gotta see this hottie I just matched with."
Bro 2-"Wow! Does she have an Instagram?"
Bro 1-"NO WAY! You can't Tindersnatch this one!"

by Tinder, Snatch November 19, 2015

tinker hoe

A girl who thinks they are a princess but are actually a hoe. Some times they have tattoos on them of princeses like Tinker bell.

My mate Callum shagged a tinker hoe the other day.

by izp March 5, 2018

tinkerdam

A tampon

I just started my monthly, and need a tinkerdam.

by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

Tinker Bell Syndrome

Dying from lack of love and attention, usually acts childlike, get sad when does not receive affection when needed.

Zach: Bro come on just leave her on read and play the game

Her bf: nah bro my baby has tinker bell syndrome she'd probably freak

by pixiestixs November 11, 2019

tinkerpockulated

so pooped out

“im so tinkerpockulated rn hannah”

by fordf150fordroad December 6, 2021