Ripped Tanked

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 21, 2020

beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

Tinkerer

A character who enjoys and excels working with metal objects, like olden shotguns and tomahawks.

Matt wields a tomahawk like a tinkerer.

by jaggededge April 7, 2011

ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape

I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days

by Jo_sh July 7, 2007

Tanked

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea January 4, 2009

Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014