twonk

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

by jessica987 December 19, 2011

Twonk

A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.

That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.

by BlownTyre August 12, 2013

twonkie

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

by n.bishop November 18, 2006

Twonk

A middle aged straight man with facial hair. The opposite of a twink.
Like yin and yang, there is twink and twonk. Every twink has a twonk, and vice versa.

"Hey, that guy looks like a dilf."
"Nah, he's just a twonk."

by birdeeh June 3, 2021

Twonk

Somebody That Has Strange Or Idiotic Behaviour.

1: What Time You Coming Out
2: I Already Told You, You Twonkk

by Mason McEnery :) October 18, 2008

potato thwonker

Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.

That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!

by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020

Twonk

An foolish person, used primarily in British slang.

Person 1: Dave's a total twonk innit?
Person 2: yeah mate, total twonk

by Starkias Raven-Holme August 30, 2017