Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005

The Three Stooges

One of the most successful comedy trios from the 1930s-1970s. The original line-up was Moses Horwitz, Louis Feinberg, and Sam Horwitz, better known as Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Shemp Howard. After performing in Vaudeville for awhile, Shemp went into the movie business, and was replaced by Moe and Shemp's brother Jerome 'Babe' Horwitz, who would become better known as Curly Howard. The Three Stooges made many short films together, most of them with Curly, untill 1947, when he suffered a stroke and was replaced by Shemp.

The stooges are considered one of the great masters of comedy and are still much loved to this day.

I was up all last night watching The Three Stooges on TV. Man I never laughed so hard!

by Mr. X-106 November 21, 2004

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

threefiddy

Three dollars and fifty cents

I need 'bout threefiddy!

by threefiddy August 30, 2006

Three Stacks

3000 - In reference to Andre 3000 of Outkast. A stack = one thousand; 3 stacks = 3000.

"Keep your heart, Three Stacks. Keep your heart, Three Stacks." See "Int'l Players Anthem" video by UGK featuring Outkast

by Marlyn CC November 14, 2007

dubya dubya three

Worldwide political, financial, environmental, and moral armageddillennium caused by HRH George W.'dubya' Bush in his endgame pursuit to enrich himself and his cronies before being run out of office.

Guy #1: Found a job yet?
Guy #2: No, man, no jobs anywhere.
Guy #1: I guess this dubya dubya three is everywhere.
Guy #1: And not going away anytime soon.

by k2kate December 9, 2008