A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.
No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.
by succulentboi August 17, 2004
Get the threesome ultimatummug. Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"
by EtownGunt May 2, 2011
Get the Kentucky Threesomemug. by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017
Get the Russian Threesomemug. When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, and discovers he is also a mezcal rep after sleeping with him.
“The margs were hecka spicy, but he tricked me into a Oaxacan threesome. Never going to Nashville again.”
by freakforfernet March 16, 2023
Get the Oaxacan Threesomemug. The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.
Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "
Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021
Get the Chinese Threesomemug. by Smartassicus Rex II January 24, 2011
Get the kangaroo threesomemug. by HellthyJunkFood July 18, 2014
Get the Tinder Threesomemug.