threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.
by succulentboi August 17, 2004
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Kentucky Threesome

Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"
by EtownGunt April 13, 2011
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Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.
I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy
by Karlmarx7 November 07, 2017
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Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, and discovers he is also a mezcal rep after sleeping with him.
“The margs were hecka spicy, but he tricked me into a Oaxacan threesome. Never going to Nashville again.”
by freakforfernet March 16, 2023
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kangaroo threesome

A devious practice taken upon by certain tourists to Australia.
You should check out Mike's profile pic. He totally had a kangaroo threesome
by Smartassicus Rex II January 24, 2011
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Chinese Threesome

The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.
Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "

Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021
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Tinder Threesome

The act in which an erect penis gets jerked off by two other erect penis's.
by HellthyJunkFood July 18, 2014
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