When one is recieving fallatio from ladyfriend, and they are about to climax (splooge). They pull out and ejaculate into said lady's face, they then proceed to hit her over the head and across her face with his one eyed monster and exclaims, "Great Odin's raven!"
by Flint House December 8, 2007
Get the Thor that hoemug. dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool
by fatherthor February 8, 2010
Get the Onyx Thormug. When a girl is going down on you, right before you climax, you pull out and explode on her face, while you are climaxing you must raise your opposite hand and yell "I feel as mighty as Odin". Then hit her over her head with your sex hammer.
by thor255 April 19, 2009
Get the Thor that bitchmug. 1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.
Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.
2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.
2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.
2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
Get the Thor's Hammermug. The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.
by A-seven September 20, 2009
Get the Hammer of Thormug. A type of wager or dare in which the stakes are extremely high but only apply one person or party. The purpose of the Thor's Dick wager is to flaunt one's ego or ability. If the party in jeopardy loses and fails to live up to their end of the bargain then it is not a legitimate Thor's Dick wager, and the guy chickening out on his punishment is a tool.
Jordan decided to wage a Thor's Dick, saying that he would run down the street with no pants if he lost this game of ping pong. After losing, he lived up to the agreement and the Thor's Dick wager was completed.
by El Royo Loco April 24, 2008
Get the Thor's Dickmug. A form of foreplay where you take a hammer and swing the metal part into the womans pussy or asshole.
by Thisaccountisstupidasfuck October 1, 2015
Get the Thor Sexmug.