Sparta Remix

Sparta Remix is a class of videos, based on the original "Sparta Remix" video from youtube, which showed Leonidas saying "THIS IS SPARTA!" many times, the video was edited, so that he could say sparta many times in less than 3 seconds, all along a catchy ritthim, and funny video montages with people with Leonidas head.
There are many "Sparta Remix"-like videos.
including
Get tu the choppa Sparta remix
This is Patrick Sparta remix
and such.

You've seen the latest Sparta Remix?
they upload like 3 per day!

by lolnoob1120 July 05, 2009

sparta owned

owning a large army solo or with a limited amount of people

you just got sparta owned!!!!

by mushroomkiller January 24, 2008

Sparta Kick

A kick that is delivered while the kicker yells "This is Sparta" at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.

Bob: Hey John.
John: What?
Bob: This is Sparta!!
John:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Bob: Thats my fifth Sparta Kick today.

by The Antman July 23, 2008

This isn't Sparta

This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.

Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*

by Rebecca Rocker October 28, 2007

sparta sex

Consensual rough, forceful sex

I can't believe the wife let me have sparta sex last night. Ow, my back.

by nick1644 January 10, 2008

Sparta Spasm

The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse.

Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES

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by O HAI DER, WAN SUM SHROOMZ? July 23, 2010

Sparta Moment

A time in your live where you just feel like kicking any motherfucker off a cliff.

"Dude, that slut made me have a Sparta moment!"

by 2076136 March 30, 2008