I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

I also said

*Inhales deeply*

Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,

I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss

Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF

by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 May 21, 2018

What I said

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.

Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025