Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022
Get the Consumption Vortexmug. Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....
by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010
Get the Morale Vortexmug. The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
by two blonds May 14, 2017
Get the kiddy vortexmug. A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
Get the Vortex Theorymug. A state of optical acuity so extreme that it creates the illusion of a gravitational pull towards the viewer's third eye.
To a dull worker bee a "visual vortex" would be considered the same experience as a hallucination.
To a dull worker bee a "visual vortex" would be considered the same experience as a hallucination.
by Lilly Bambino August 27, 2020
Get the visual vortexmug. Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
Get the gaping vortexmug. A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017
Get the vortex anusmug.