Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Tadpolling

When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.

'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'

'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB

by b9311 June 29, 2014

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

White tadpole delight

Semen

And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.

by Mooshifaise September 3, 2009

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

by Petrabid August 15, 2016