This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
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The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009
Get the Strangle the Dangle mug.When you get black out drunk and sext yourself on a strangers phone, forget that it happened, and justify your crudeness to the stranger with the explicit response(s) "they" sent back to you.
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My buddy woke up from from a heavy drinking night to find that a very receptive girl had been sexting him. He tried to follow up, but it turns out he just pulled The Millennial Stranger.
by ¡CrAnKyJoE! June 19, 2019
Get the The Millennial Stranger mug.The action of numbing ones hand and reaching around the back and through the thigh gap in order to masturbate your genatles.
by Jakingoff6969 January 16, 2014
Get the Around the back stranger mug.The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.
"ohh baby you like that?"
"yeah i like thatttt"
--silence--
"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
"yeah i like thatttt"
--silence--
"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007
Get the the mysterious stranger mug.The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.
by Donovan200 September 16, 2006
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