never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Misleading the Queen

When your Johnson lets you down in front of an older lady.

Boris is guilty of misleading the queen! Do you think the honorable member will ever be able to stand again?

by BadgerBodger September 25, 2019

The queen of alt

Lana del Rey, outsould Billie Whispers and all of your favs.

Lana del Rey is "The queen of Alt" unlike billis eilick

by Lana is God September 14, 2020

The Quasimodo

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."

Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.

by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

roast the quail

Smoke weed

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale

by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

hit the quan

A dance referring to Rich Homie Quan, in which you drop low and swing your arms and/or walk forward with a swagger to the beat

"Did you see him? He just hit the quan!"

by Mojomonster51 September 13, 2015

the quad

The number one party spot on any college campus. A place to get geeked as fuck. Usually a grassy area between dorm or academic buildings.

You going to the quad later?

by Cletus Clavicle September 22, 2018