One

A very ugly female. According to the 0-10 female grading scale.

(Ugly girl walks past)


Dude #1 to Dude #2: "ONE"

by C-RY LAX March 10, 2009

on one

to be under the influence of methamphetamines

i heard joe's been on one for the past three days

by Leya Fish January 19, 2003

The One

That totally awesome person or pet that you just want to hug so badly it hurts.

Dude, my cat is SO the one

by Robert Cattla November 15, 2010

one it

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months 🤡.

xx: who's x1?
one it: *cries*

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

One``

Please See smacktard

<One``> Hibbas a five year old girl that adds people to their ignore list and tells the channel!
20:09 <Quadbox> One``: You're a fucking prepubescant twat. Shut the fuck up.
20:10 <One``> hey! just because im 18 you shouldnt presume i am prebuscent!

by Madhatter July 20, 2004

One

it means bye

Geeky people say bye, but cool people say one instead.

by als June 25, 2002

The One

He is overlooked. He is noticed. He hides in the dark corners of the crowd. He is the glowing center of attention. He comes in all shapes and sizes, usually unexpected ones. Everyone knows him, even if you dont know it. He is the most caring, compassionate and thoughtful being on the face of this planet, but his experiences have taught him the skills neccesary to destroy you. He has experienced more than anyone you know so anything he says must not go unnoticed, for it means somthing, even phrases as simple as "whatever" or "if you say so". But being him sucks.. Because usually irony takes toll on him and he ends up being with a selfish, uncaring person who ruins him emotionally. Even though he brings happiness to everyone he meets, the one he cares for most usually destroys him. He makes no enemies, although people somtimes mistake his kindness for weakness; his calmness for acceptance; and his silence for ignorance. If you run into The One, he is the only One you will ever meet, because you only meet one of them in your life. So be humble, be kind and think twice before crossing him, because your best friend is his ally and you are always at his mercy.

mom...i think he's The One

by Life's Lesson June 6, 2012