When items from the desk next to you overlap onto yours, creating mild inconvenience for you...
Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.
Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.
person 1: (takes out jotters, they slide onto the next desk)
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!
by JordanDevenny June 08, 2011
A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.
by johngagon February 26, 2010
the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)
the office version of "upper-decking"
the office version of "upper-decking"
Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office
by Parallax2025 January 17, 2011
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The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 02, 2023
A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
by toble December 22, 2021
A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting
Basically a blowjob by the books
Basically a blowjob by the books
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023