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jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking
He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!
by Jackett April 17, 2014
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Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.
God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.
by Mighty M August 3, 2009
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crapper wrapper

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.
"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"
by Mr. Dingleberry January 2, 2009
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jon crapper

by bo ho May 7, 2004
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Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.
I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.
by firebrand13 December 11, 2012
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waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.
*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)
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Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
by Grant2053 October 21, 2010
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