Smoky the Bear

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, you then light a cigarette in her ass. Then she smokes it out of her ass.

We can do smoky the bear again tonight.

by DanBaran May 5, 2009

BOZ the Bear

BOZ the Bear is a very badly named green CGI bear in a not-so-popular children's show with a name which means "bitch" in Armenian. Nice goin', producers. And this show was supposed to teach kids good Christian values. -_-

BOZ the Bear and the CGI Kids: "The happiest bear you're ever gonna see! His name is BOZ spelled B-O-Z!!!"

Me: *Laughing so hard I'm crying* "Man, this is terrible. Just terrible. JUST terrible; those poor children, LOL."

by THOSEPOORKIDDOZ October 22, 2013

smokey the bear

A person whose smokes a lot of ciggerets

man your mom is a smokey the bear

by Brandon Michael Sloan June 2, 2003

Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017

fighting the bear

From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.

Not for the faint of liver.

Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.

by bearslayer January 24, 2011

Artos the Bear

The Roman name for bold, brave, manly King Arthur. Also the name of the small, curvy, girly model Artos the Bear from ArtosTheBear.com

"That is the returned king of legend; King Arthur himself!"

Or:

"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"

by Artos February 24, 2010