Vlad the Inhaler

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008

Vlad Ozzy

Vlad Ozzy aka Mr Tinkertrain: Perverted guy who likes teh small girls AND he is Drcaula the one and only. He is also the son of Satan.

" Omfg Ozzy did one again"

by Creampuff February 16, 2004

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003

Vlad Isaev 90443

Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...

xP yuo are Vlad Isaev 90443 = (im coping) you are Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...

by page_trollsans November 24, 2021

Big Dick Vlad

A man born in Ukraine who expirenced an excessive amount of radiation causing him to have a 20” inch dick

Omg steph I had hard anal sex with Big Dick Vlad

by Sarnacki January 16, 2019

that's what vlad said

the gay/transexual version of "that's what she said".

Person A:It was really hard putting in that pipe today
Person B:That's what vlad said!

by dezzyatsvagislu June 9, 2010

Vlad Angela

A math teacher who really likes tech part of the school. She/He corrects the tests for a long period (up to three months) because it has no time, being a busy person. She is doing online teaching and wants to have the gallery as wide as possible, sometimes even asking her students to expand her gallery. She also said some famous words like: "If you don't learn you don't know", "School is compulsory but it doesn't sound good", "can I leave my purse here? ", "This is the bad sense of climbing but it's the good sense towards the hour".

Look is Mrs Vlad Angela, let put our phones in backpack.

by I.C Brătianu November 24, 2021