Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

White Rudolph

When you're hitting a girl doggy style against a wall, you shove your hips so far forward she breaks her nose on the wall right as you're about to cum. Turn her around and smack her straight in the face and yell "YOURE LEADING MY SLEIGH BALLS TO ORGASM ON CHRISTMAS EVE". And cum on her face.

Yo I'm definitely going to White Rudolph your mother later

by Bopeep24 April 12, 2021

Rudolph

The little deer with a big red nose that glows as bright as a firefly's thorax. He used to be bullied to death by his peers because of his nose but once he helped Santa and his eight reindeer through the fog, the other reindeer became friends with him.

Rudolph was created in 1939 as a character in a children's book and his popularity exploded as songs, TV specials, games and comics about him were being made.

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 3, 2018

Rudolph Realness

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.

Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.

by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

rudolph

when you squeeze the tip of your penis so hard it turns red and lights up like a christmas tree

“hey don how was your christmas?”
“it was awesome, i did a rudolph then stuck it in the ham”

by User3628375739 November 1, 2021

Rudolph nipples

Nipples that are the same color as the flesh around them prior to arousal. Post arousal they become a different shade making them easier to see and locate.

Man the girl I was with last night had Rudolph nipples!

by Missfacy February 27, 2023

Rudolph

A red-nosed Reindeer

Rudolph is a red-nosed Reindeer

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023