The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.
Jerry: Never fall asleep at the party.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
by Ted April 8, 2005
When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”
Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.
by Peter_G February 26, 2019
Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.
by T-6driver36 April 28, 2015
While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 22, 2007
by x_Jasper February 5, 2008
Legend has it that Pablo Picasso produced a sketch on a napkin in thirty-seconds and then demanded one-million dollars for it. Ludicrously high prices have been paid for real-world napkin doodles simply because a celebrity produced it.
So, a Picasso's Napkin is when something of little inherent worth or value, that took little time, effort, or talent to make, and that most likely could be made by just about anyone, is produced, and yet is over-esteemed as a great work of art or over-valued at a high price simply because of a name attached to the work or the name of a person who produced it.
So, a Picasso's Napkin is when something of little inherent worth or value, that took little time, effort, or talent to make, and that most likely could be made by just about anyone, is produced, and yet is over-esteemed as a great work of art or over-valued at a high price simply because of a name attached to the work or the name of a person who produced it.
That Red Solo Cup song by Toby Keith is such a Picasso's Napkin, any drunken frat guy could have made it and posted it to You Tube and no one would have noticed, but TOBY KEITH acting like a drunken frat guy, ahhhh, now that's brilliant!
by Gill Malankhoney (7) February 28, 2012