Monkey

A widely overapreciated animal.

Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.

by Nubluva May 21, 2006

Monkey

See George Bush

gerorge bush looks like a damn monkey.

by AudryeAnarchy July 1, 2008

monkey

dirty dirty black people

that damn monkey is standin outside of my house, im callin the cops.

by keter ping October 30, 2007

Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.

Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.

by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 1, 2003

monkey

A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.

Look at that stupid monkey trying to rob that bank.

by Thriced May 16, 2007

monkey

furry mammal found in trees.

hey is that a monkey on your back?

by Anonymous January 28, 2003