An occurrence that is baffling in nature and challenges reality; something that seems to bend the very fabric reality. A reference to the film "The Matrix".
Guy 1: "Did you see Matt's girlfriend? She's easily a 10!"
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
by Bobcat8305 August 13, 2010
Get the Hole in the matrix mug.After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
by Duss Duss January 25, 2022
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What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006
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1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006
Get the hacking the matrix mug.A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
Get the bleed the matrix mug.(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.
(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.
(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.
(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!
(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.
(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.
(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007
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