hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.

1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)

by Zolotros March 30, 2010

hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

WHAT THE JOHN?!

Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

by nao and gis June 7, 2022

What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024

What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 8, 2024