gouch chomper

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.

1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.

by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd January 6, 2008

Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

by 12 December 26, 2004

Gouch Gob

An action preformed during sexual intercourse when the male uses his tongue to draw a cartoon penis on the female's genitalia.

Olivia was given a gouch gob by a fudgerucker and she queefed right away .

by thebigolegrun July 11, 2016

Gouch Waterfall

When one's balls are sweaty enough to create a trickle flowing down the gouch and dripping right before reaching the butthole.

Damn homes...it's so muggy out here my gouch waterfall could fill up a pint glass.

That gouch waterfall I dealt with all day made these boxers smell rank as fuck.

by m@&cat September 30, 2016

an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.

“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche

by Stayout March 10, 2019

Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

Gouch Soup

Having So Much Sweat In The Taint Region You Make Slimy Soup

"I was playing baseball when I looked down to realize I was brewing some mad Gouch Soup"

by pucnpucnh March 22, 2017