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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Gareth

A rapist. He has raped many people including his sister
Gareth was just here watch out
by Zia’s Lover November 6, 2017
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Gareth

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.
by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
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Gareth

one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.
"hey who is that?"
"oh, that's Gareth. isn't he neat?"
by lil_lass March 16, 2022
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Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.
Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"
by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022
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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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Gareth

The Gareth jumped out of nowhere to rizz his friends
by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
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