Gong show

Absolute craziness. Usually involves partying and just going hard. A bunch of nonsense.
Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.

Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
by kenny chezney February 23, 2022
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gong show

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude
by newbruno August 02, 2006
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lao gong

1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".

2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!
by sassafrassa April 03, 2009
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Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
by Donk McStuffins January 06, 2020
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Ball Gong

Whilst two men are Red Vining and their balls slap together. This is known as the Ball Gong.
While Rob and James were Red Vining their balls slapped together to make a loud gong sound. They liked this and decided to slap their balls together more. They decided they would Ball Gong every time they Red Vined
by Rexlba April 12, 2022
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Gong Yoo

Gong Ji-Cheol aka Gong Yoo is the most sexiest man God has ever created. He's a piece of art. He's the definition of perfect. I will not tolerate with Gong Yoo slander. If you hate Gong Yoo, simply kys.
"Who's Gong Yoo"
"Daddy"
by destinies March 10, 2022
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Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
by Mr. Putters November 09, 2012
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