proud banana

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

Proud Alpapa

The pride you feel when your Alpaca gives birth.

Rob's Alpaca was having a baby, and he was brimming with great pride, he had become a Proud Alpapa

by Eddie Weinertuck September 24, 2012

curd proud

a feeling of excitement for the breaking of an emulsion or colloid into large parts of different composition through the physico-chemical processes of flocculation, creaming, and coalescence.

woman: my milk gone bad
woman #2: curd proud!

by anonymous April 3, 2021

house proud

Being overly OCD about the appearance/matientance of your home and its possessions to the point of annoying other occupants and/or neighbors.

The house proud hag lived in an old,rinkydink piece-of -shit house but tried to convince others that it was really the Four Seasons.

by Greeneyedlady76 January 27, 2017

Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!

Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)

by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011

[Proud Position]

A same position you do all the time without knowing. Your signature posture.

My cat does this same position all the time. She puts her front paws underneath her chest and then goes to sleep. She looks like she looks proud and confident. Doggy style position may be your favorite position and you feel proud! "I'm in my proud position in bed!"

by GoGo Kitty January 16, 2009

Super Proud

A straight man or woman who don’t date anyone who hates the LGBTQ+ community like homophobes, biphobes, transphobes, etc.

Sam: What’s your sexuality?
Caleb: I’m super proud

by Rick Grimes 35 March 10, 2021