Modern Definition: An American tradition where people gorge on turkey until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with Christmas shoppers at this time.
Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.
Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.
by sarcastic November 26, 2003
Get the Thanksgiving mug.When a meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing is prepared beforehand in an apartment. The female is then placed on the kitchen counter in the doggy style position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravy is poured on her.
by Sunchase 69 May 10, 2008
Get the Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner mug.A shitty "holiday" where you have to spend time with your family and act like you're enjoying yourself, when in reality you are just waiting on everyone to finish eating so you can get the hell out of there.
Johnny was in such a hurry to get out of his grandparents' house on Thanksgiving that he fell down a flight of stairs and nearly broke his neck!
by TST November 11, 2008
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Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.
Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.
Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
"Arrghhhuhhhhhgrrrggg I'm dyinggggg..."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."
"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."
"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."
"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."
"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
by Tennisgurl95 May 14, 2011
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Hey man what are you doing today?
Oh, its Thanksgivingstay so I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend
Oh, its Thanksgivingstay so I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend
by duhbigdawg November 25, 2011
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by KingClown February 29, 2016
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Thanksgiving time!
by Give me tendiereeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 23, 2017
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