A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".
Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"
Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"
Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"
Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"
Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"
Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"
Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"
by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.
2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.
3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.
2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.
3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
by Dankey McBankey November 20, 2006
WOooo it's thanksgiving brEak
by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021
The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.
me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
by it cant be November 10, 2020
Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).
The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"
by HipsterJoe October 2, 2013
by urbandweller16 August 22, 2011