textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless

when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused

by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011

Texthesia

To feel the sensation of a vibrating phone on one's person when said person actually doesn't have their phone.

Dude I could swear I just felt my phone vibrate and I don't even have that shit. Some serious texthesia.

by sidexwalk August 19, 2013

Textis

N. Pl. Pronounced (tekst-tees)

Theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.

Singular: Texticle

Mike: Look what I just said to Sam!
Duncan: You told her you, "want to plow her until the cows come home"?
Mike: Good one right?
Duncan: No, but you do have huge textis.

by DMC3236 January 22, 2014

Textress

Someone who acts dramatic over text message. An actress of texting.

Sarah,"I can't even HANDLE the fact that he called her bae, OMG!!! my life is over." Ann, "quit being such a textress Sarah!"

by dysartlavender April 8, 2015

textigestion

when you don’t know if the phone in your pocket is vibrating, or if it’s just your stomach rumbling

Oh boy, this case of textigestion has me reaching for my phone and the pepto bottle at the same time!

by spatialexplorer July 28, 2016

Textistic

Text
Statistic
Traffic
Fatality

Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.

by General Gau March 15, 2019

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"

Last night she had squeezed my testies.

by plz eat me January 31, 2020