A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
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A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.
Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....
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Pourquoi des écureuils t’on courru au derrière? Parce que t’a un esti d’tête de gland
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!
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A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
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B: "Oh okay."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
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B: "Oh okay."
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