textbook basic

noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle

David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.

by chronofiler October 22, 2014

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015

the textbook

When engaging in intercourse the male pulls out before climax, ejaculating on the inner thigh of the female, then the male closes the females legs and rubs them together, mushing the ejaculate around and leaving to dry

I gave her a good old the textbook like back in collage

by Hugh alison July 10, 2014

textbook

Someone who abides by the beloved textbook 24/7..All actions within sporting areas are straight from the textbook... Little unorthadox but getz the job done..

c-t garner has been referred to as 'textbook' for some reason or another

by dreggsy April 8, 2003

textbook

A very large, bulky document, usually over two hundred pages, that requires scanning into an electronic folder. The bane of every office worker who must do this type of job, especially when the scanner malfunctions and one has to re-scan a part of, or the whole, document.

I hate getting a textbook to scan in the middle of the day, 'cos that's when my energy level is really low!

by pentozali July 15, 2010

Martin Luther King Jr textbook

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.

Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.

by levyyyyy October 21, 2022

mr. textbook

a threat used by teachers.

If you kids don't quiet down i'll get out our old friend mr. textbook and you can make notes from him, and if you don't like it call the kids help line.

by cdsjpgkhhko November 5, 2005