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Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
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Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum
Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis
by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020
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dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.
-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
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Testicular Torsion

testicular torsion
by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020
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Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles
my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!
by dangle dongle May 13, 2005
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Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008
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testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.
Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..
by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006
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