When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
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Get the Testicle Sunrise mug.While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
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