Tesla Bullying 

The roadway tactic of cutting off Tesla's with impunity since the car's auto-brake feature will always yield to your car regardless of what the driver wants.

I almost didn't make the it but then after some Tesla Bullying I managed to cut through 4 lanes in one go!

Tesla Bullying by SicilianEasterBunny April 14, 2022

Tesla tears 

The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.

Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.

Tesla tears by Singuclarity September 22, 2023

Tesla Roadster 

As of February 6, 2018, the fastest car that humans have ever built. This is not because it drives quickly, but rather that Elon Musk strapped one onto a fucking rocket and shot it into orbit.

Get your Tesla Roadster, the fastest car in the world, once you pay for it to be launched into orbit.

Tesla Roadster by A_Random_Guy2 May 5, 2018

Tesla fuckchain 

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

Tesla fuckchain by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Tesla Coil 

Read above post also. The most epic thing ever made. There are multiple types, such as Spark Gap Tesla Coils (SGTC), Solid State Tesla Coils (SSTC), Dual Resonant Solid State Tesla Coils(DRSSTC), Vacuum Tube Tesla Coils (VTTC), and High Frequency Solid State Tesla Coils (HFSSTC) , and much more. All Tesla Coils are transformers. They look like weird, thin, and shiny towers. Their size can vary, from the 3 inch tall desktop models, to the 7 feet tall garage models, to the 200 ft tall Lightning Lab models. I need to explain over couple of posts because there isn't enough space to contain all the awesomeness I am about to explain.

I love Tesla Coils. The longer, taller, and wider they are, the better. The more powerful the Tesla Coil, the better. I love that white stuff coming from that top. The more of it, the better.

I need a constant stream of water on my secondary coil when shining it. I need to put one coat of polyurethane on it, sand it down in the water, poly it again, and sand it down, about 10 times for a nice shine. It gets pretty cold outside so I just take it into the shower with me.

Tesla Coil by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

tesla buggy 

Punchline used to play a game signify seeing a Tesla. Similar to vw buggy but more common now.

Tesla buggy, *punches nearby friends arm *3 pts for all white Tesla with blacked out windows.

tesla buggy by memedogs October 26, 2019

Tesla Energy 

Sydney.
Ok listen. Tesla energy is when a person is just a fucking wild card and you get anything with them. They’re crazy and honestly that’s what you love them for. But if you find a person who inhabits Tesla Energy, play that card wisely.

Me and my girlfriend: “You have Tesla Energy.”
Sydney: “What does that even mean.”
Me: “Wait let me put it on Urban Dictionary”

Tesla Energy by crazybiwithasketchbook December 16, 2019