TELECRASTINATION

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Temecula

A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes

A. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."

by Leams2 September 28, 2019

temecula

A town in California where everyone is a snob. The town is in much overdevelopment. Kids all over smoke marijuana and there are traffic problems.

yo i am in temecula

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

telecummunication

Sexual interactions involving media such as phone, IM'ing, and texting.

They've never met, but they're heavy into telecummunication.

by kitten48108 March 12, 2008

Telecrush

One who has a crush on an attractive actress/actor one
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.

I think I'm having a telecrush on Lindsay Lohan.

Cindy has a telecrush on Zac Efron!

by 2416l December 31, 2009

Texpecter

Someone who only checks their phone when they're expecting a call or a message.

Dude, I blew up her cell six times today but she's a texpecter.

by trish222 May 16, 2011

Telecharge

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.

1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.

by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017